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In Winter (Parody)
01:47
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Freezing cold
To go outside would be truly bold
But I'll stay locked up, warm inside
In winter
Hot cocoa in my hand
Shouting at the skies in demand
That the snow go somewhere else
for the winter
I'll picture myself on a beach
All shirtless and grande
And I'll never bother
To pick up a shovel
Unless it is for a castle made of sand
And I can't wait to see
Myself inside making tea
When I don't go outside
Cause weather sucks in winter
Jack Frost can suck my balls
While I'm stuck inside sucking on Halls
Only people outside who drives are truckers
While I'm trapped inside like a pissed off... Canadian!
When it gets cold I like to stay inside and play
And hope that the weather will get better some other day
Oh the sky will be clear
And we'll all be drinking beers
When I finally never have to be in winter
FUCK WINTER!
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How To Train Your Alien
00:23
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There was a guy who fell from the sky
And now he's my best friend
He may seem strange and slightly deranged
Cause he's totally an alien
Now we're on wacky adventures
And he's trying to learn
To put a smile on his face
Let's hope he like's this planet
And does not destroy the human race
This is how to train your alien
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