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He's Hayner
00:54
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He's got camo pants
And blond wavy hair
He's got a struggle bat
He'll kick your ass
And he doesn't care
He's Hayner Rhodes!
Necklace like an X
And heavy attitude
He's Hayner Rhodes
Walking round Twilight Town
He really likes to hang
With Pence Olette and Roxas
They're his super awesome gang
He's Hayner Rhodes
He's got skateboard skills
Though he can't really skate
He loves his boyfriend Seifer
Who he really used to hate
He's Hayner Rhodes!
He's a dartbord champion
Can burp the alphabet
He's Hayner Rhodes
Walking round, he gets attacked
By giant swarms of bees
If you wanna have some sex
All you have to say is please
He's Hayner Rhodes
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I've got a sack of marbles
It's supposed to be my wife
Now you sit there while I'm up here
Singing about my life
I was born on a Saturday
And it was really great
But it was weird cause I had a beard
And I was born inside of a cake
My father worked a carwash
It was quite a bore
He told me to avoid my mom
Because she was a whore
I had eight brothers and sisters
And we had a pet bird
It flew out of the window
Got hit by a bus
And landed in some turd
My life has been such a mess
I don't know what to say
My wife and I were happy
But she died just yesterday
I bought a sack of marbles
And I cried I'm pretty sure
A tear fell on those balls
And it reminded me of her
So that is why I carry marbles
Everywhere I got
And if you had your ticket stamped
And you got your ticket back from the person who stamped it
And you walked down the aisle
And you found your seat
And you said "I'm sitting over there where that fat guy's NOT sitting"
And you went to the concession stand
And you got your popcorn and drinks
And you're completely ready
Then I hope you enjoy the show
"My Lovely Sack Of Marbles"
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Once he was a kid who was unemployed
When he saw s special job to which he applied
He got a new outfit and an apron too
Now he only needs somebody to screw
He's Andrew the pizza delivery guy
And he also has monkey sex with really horny guys
He'll deliver your food and get nasty with a dude
He's Andrew the pizza delivery guy
I'm feeling saucy
Did you want extra cheese on that?
Did someone order thick sausage?
Who wants an extra large?
He'll bring some garlic bread, and give you some head
He's Andrew the pizza delivery guy
And they always bring me hug tips
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4. |
This Is Our Town
02:14
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As the sun crests over the hilltops
And a light pours through the sky
We gaze our eyes upon the clocktower
And listen as the bells chime
The sky is full of colors
The trees sway in the breeze
The birds chirp from the rooftops
As the waves crash by the sea
This is our town
We're proud to live in
This is our town
Where our hearts belong
This is our town
Where we walk the streets
This is our town
Where we break out in song
The kids play in the alley's
Stuggle fights down at the lot
There's the salty smell of sea air
Teens chill at the usual spot
There's a distance sound of laughter
Lovers make out on the beach
And shops are selling ice cream
As the town gets up to scream
This is our town
We're proud to live in
This is our town
Where our hearts belong
This is our town
Where we walk the streets
This is our town
Where we break out in song
This is our town
Where the sun never sets
This is our town
That we'll never let go
This is our town
Where we happily live
This is our town
Where we feel at home
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