A song written for one of the fake television shows that airs on the Twilight Town Broadcasting Co. I wanted to create a theme song for a show that seemed normal, but was secretly raunchy.
lyrics
Once he was a kid who was unemployed
When he saw s special job to which he applied
He got a new outfit and an apron too
Now he only needs somebody to screw
He's Andrew the pizza delivery guy
And he also has monkey sex with really horny guys
He'll deliver your food and get nasty with a dude
He's Andrew the pizza delivery guy
I'm feeling saucy
Did you want extra cheese on that?
Did someone order thick sausage?
Who wants an extra large?
He'll bring some garlic bread, and give you some head
He's Andrew the pizza delivery guy
And they always bring me hug tips
credits
from The Hayner Show,
released May 16, 2012
Written and performed by Tyler Mann
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